I had an appointment with the dentist today.
I am terified of them.
First of all - I don't like needles.
Second - I don't like watching the dentist stick needles inside my mouth.
Third - It hurts!
Fourth - I can't stand the sound and feel of those awful dental drills.
Fifth - Need I go On?!
So when the dentists' secretary left a message on my cellphone telling me that the appointment was cancelled and I should call back to set a new one, I obviously didn't.
I'll just use satrwberries and baking soda and pray fiercely to the Dental God.